DESCRIPTION
Because Management refuses to work from a basic-ass cat tree. 🐱😂
Give your tiny CEO the headquarters they deserve with The Executive Suite™ 72" XL Cat Tree — a massive multi-level playground built for climbing, scratching, lounging, hiding, napping, and silently judging the household from above.
Standing approximately 72 inches (184 cm) tall, this eight-level cat tower offers plenty of room for multi-cat households and larger cats. With padded perches, an oversized condo, roomy hammock, scratching surfaces, and multiple sisal-wrapped posts, there's a spot for just about every important item on Management's daily agenda.
Which, obviously, consists primarily of sleeping, scratching shit, and supervising you.
🐾 Management-Approved Features
🏢 72" of Corporate Real Estate
Eight levels give your cats plenty of opportunities to climb, explore, exercise, lounge, and establish who's actually in charge.
😴 Oversized Hammock
A spacious hammock provides room for serious lounging—and may even accommodate two furry coworkers willing to share.
🏠 Extra-Roomy Cat Condo
The approximately 21" × 12" × 10" condo creates a private spot for naps, hide-and-seek, or avoiding all unnecessary human interaction.
🐾 Multiple Scratching Stations
Seven reinforced posts wrapped in natural sisal give those murder mittens somewhere appropriate to go.
↔️ Horizontal Scratching Pad
The approximately 10.2" × 6.7" lower scratching surface gives cats another way to stretch and scratch.
🐈 Made With Bigger Cats in Mind
The roomy hammock and condo provide additional space for larger breeds and chunky little executives who refuse to squeeze themselves into economy seating.
💪 Built for Everyday Cat Chaos
A large base and particle-board construction provide support while soft plush surfaces create comfortable lounging areas.
Perfect For
✔️ Multi-cat households
✔️ Larger cats
✔️ Climbers and perch lovers
✔️ Dedicated scratchers
✔️ Professional nappers
✔️ Cats who require multiple floors despite contributing $0 toward the mortgage
📏 Product Details
- Height: approximately 184 cm / 72"
- Eight-level design
- Seven sisal-wrapped scratching posts
- Horizontal scratching pad
- Spacious hammock
- Oversized enclosed condo
- Multiple padded lounging/perching areas
- Plush-covered surfaces
- Particle-board construction
- Assembly required
- Model: AMT0204BU
👑 Upgrade Management to the Executive Floor
They've conquered your couch.
They've taken over your bed.
They've claimed every cardboard box that's entered the property.
It's time to make it official.
Give Management their own damn headquarters with The Executive Suite™ XL Cat Tree. 🐾😂
