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The subtle monochrome artwork and relaxed styling make it feel like something you’ve owned forever the moment you put it on.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd²) for breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with ribbed knit crew neckline and side seams for a structured, neat silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and reduced irritation\u003cbr\u003e- Print methods (DTF\/DTG depending on provider) for crisp, detailed artwork on front and sleeves\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; responsibly sourced blanks (Honduras) from a brand with fair labor certifications\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" 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